The waitress? She is a fantastical reflection of a man in his early thirties, in a new town with no girl friend prospects or even possibilities :)
I am re-posting this for the new acquaintances from DFW I met in Portland, Michael and Melissa... Happy Honey Moon you are a sweet couple! This is a song I wrote in 1989 as a fantasy after not being able to get a western omelet and finding no Mountains anywhere near Dallas Texas!