Category: Wit

Improvisation

In an improvised world there are no mistakes!

Improvisation welcomes surprise.

Improvised Butterfly Dance

Make a Choice

By not choosing I am choosing to not choose…
So then I choose to sit here still not choosing…
Chosen already!

Simple Enough?

If you can’t state it simply you don’t understand it!

I know nothing

If I knew something I could avoid mistakes…
But I learn from mistakes…

So obviously I know nothing…

If I knew something I wouldn’t have made the mistakes to begin with!

🙂

Life Artist

My life is my art
I am a work in progress
My art keeps getting better and better

I work hard…

I work so hard to know what I don’t know!

That will keep me busy for the rest of my life…. (The latter is inspired by Carrie Ann Hasley-Zamora)

Making You Feel Loved

Making you feel loved was easy… for everyone else it was hard work!

Your Sharp Wit

Beyond the edges of your sharp with lie the crevasses of your softness— nothing is a sharp nothing is as soft!

You softly fold me into the sharp crevasse of your labyrinth!

Flawed Perfection

The absolute randomness of seemingly flawed perfection!!! Life just has a way of being beautiful… no matter what!

Hope for love in the World

There is still hope for love in the world but we have to point with our hearts first and our fingers second.

The Best Change

The best change comes not in a change of scenery, but rather in a change of perspective.

Change your eyes not your location.

Serenity Prayer – Revised

Well I fixed an age old aphorismistic prayer. The Serenity Prayer has a flaw, it should read like this:

God, grant me the wisdom to know what I can change and what I can’t.
The serenity to accept the things I can’t change
And the courage to change the things I can.

Otherwise you are beating your head against the wall trying to accept something you don’t know it you can change or not. Then you are trying to change something you can’t change – mainly because you are very confused.

However…. If you ask for the wisdom to know the difference first, then you can ask for the serenity and then for the courage.

Deniability

Every rain drop in the flood denies responsibility for the breaking of the dam!

Phony Phony Phony

Phonies call each other phonies
Until the only one left screaming phony
Is the phony.

Is this a phony aphorism or what?

Narcissisticly Speaking

He said:
“Wow that is so much easier than it was back before we had computers.”
She said:
“Ah oh pops, you just dated your self!”
I said:
“Oh, does that make him narcissistic?”

Brevity in Thought

Brief thoughts are best when they come quick. Though my girlfriend always says the opposite: “Never come quick.”

More or Less

Less is! More or less.

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