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]]> http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/codependent/wisdom/feed/ 0 I know nothing http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/i-know-nothing/wisdom/ http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/i-know-nothing/wisdom/#comments Wed, 13 Jul 2011 21:02:59 +0000 Rusty http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/?p=207 If I knew something I could avoid mistakes…
But I learn from mistakes…

So obviously I know nothing…

If I knew something I wouldn’t have made the mistakes to begin with!

:)

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That will keep me busy for the rest of my life…. (The latter is inspired by Carrie Ann Hasley-Zamora)

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]]> http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/i-work-hard/generalizations/feed/ 0 Flawed Perfection http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/flawed-perfection/wisdom/ http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/flawed-perfection/wisdom/#comments Mon, 22 Nov 2010 16:54:22 +0000 Rusty http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/?p=186 The absolute randomness of seemingly flawed perfection!!! Life just has a way of being beautiful… no matter what!

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]]> http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/flawed-perfection/wisdom/feed/ 0 Serenity Prayer – Revised http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/serenity-prayer-%e2%80%93-revised/wisdom/ http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/serenity-prayer-%e2%80%93-revised/wisdom/#comments Wed, 31 Mar 2010 06:20:26 +0000 Rusty http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/?p=160 Well I fixed an age old aphorismistic prayer. The Serenity Prayer has a flaw, it should read like this:

God, grant me the wisdom to know what I can change and what I can’t.
The serenity to accept the things I can’t change
And the courage to change the things I can.

Otherwise you are beating your head against the wall trying to accept something you don’t know it you can change or not. Then you are trying to change something you can’t change – mainly because you are very confused.

However…. If you ask for the wisdom to know the difference first, then you can ask for the serenity and then for the courage.

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]]> http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/deniability/generalizations/feed/ 0 Phony Phony Phony http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/phony-phony-phony/wisdom/ http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/phony-phony-phony/wisdom/#comments Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:03:08 +0000 Rusty http://rustycline.com/aphorisms/?p=57 Phonies call each other phonies
Until the only one left screaming phony
Is the phony.

Is this a phony aphorism or what?

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