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Serenity Prayer – Revised

Posted by Rusty on 30th March 2010 in Humorous, Self Growth, Spiritual, Teaching, Wisdom, Wit

Well I fixed an age old aphorismistic prayer. The Serenity Prayer has a flaw, it should read like this:

God, grant me the wisdom to know what I can change and what I can’t.
The serenity to accept the things I can’t change
And the courage to change the things I can.

Otherwise you are beating your head against the wall trying to accept something you don’t know it you can change or not. Then you are trying to change something you can’t change – mainly because you are very confused.

However…. If you ask for the wisdom to know the difference first, then you can ask for the serenity and then for the courage.

Deniability

Every rain drop in the flood denies responsibility for the breaking of the dam!

Phony Phony Phony

Posted by Rusty on 18th February 2010 in Family, Humorous, Self Growth, Spiritual, Wisdom, Wit

Phonies call each other phonies
Until the only one left screaming phony
Is the phony.

Is this a phony aphorism or what?